The Red Flag Registry: Color Me Done: 100 Red Flags. Zero Tolerance. (Rantings of a Beautiful Blonde) Hardcover – November 21, 2025

Dating already feels like a full-time job — now it’s finally a coloring book too.Raven Sapphire returns with a savage, unfiltered, laugh-out-loud collection of 100 illustrated red flags, each one transformed into a stress-relieving adult coloring page. From the Situationship Prince to the Weaponized Self-Pity Victim, every page features a brand-new visual meltdown of modern dating at its worst.This is the coloring book you buy after:• another “I’m not ready for a relationship” text• another man who wants loyalty without labels• another first date who swears he’s “not like the others”• another grown man who doesn’t know how to wash a towelColor your way through:• the gaslighters• the breadcrumb artists• the part-time lovers• the emotional support vampires• and the walking icks you can spot from three parking spaces awayEach page is bold, funny, and designed in Raven Sapphire’s signature aesthetic:retro-comic linework, expressive chaos, and a healthy dose of female rage.Whether you’re healing, laughing, or just need to occupy your hands so you don’t text him back, this book gives you the ultimate therapy:Coloring the red flags you’ll never ignore again.Perfect for: women who date men, women who used to date men, women who are avoiding men, or women who are simply tired of the circus. Read more